The greatest idea EVER

everyone knows what a chili dog is right?

well my big idea is to replace the regular hotdog with a cheese filled smokie sausage
I would call it the smokie chili cheese dog of pure awesome

farts ARE funny

I do not understand why girls think farts are so gross, they are a natural bodily function and they sound hilarious.

I also do not understand why people say they are allergic to something when all that happens when they eat it is they pass gas

ice cream sandwiches

I think ice cream sandwiches are heaven between choclate they are so awesome its like christmas in a wrapper